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(03/06) — Robotics

Barbot

The model picks the bottles. Math picks the pour.

Year
2026
Role
Concept, software
Status
Software ahead of hardware
Discipline
Robotics
Fig. 03 — Twenty-five lines, one glassLive
(A) — Brief

A cabinet of twenty-five pumps with a single mechanical eye above it. Ask for something smoky and bitter and it reads a strange shelf of peated scotch, funky Jamaican rum, wild mezcal and alpine amari, then builds a drink that actually tastes right.

(B) — How it works
  1. 01

    The model never pours

    A language model chooses which bottles and how much each should lead. A deterministic solver sets the millilitres and holds alcohol, sugar and acid to spec. Ask a model for volumes and you get recipes that read well and taste wrong.

  2. 02

    Poured by weight

    Every pour is closed-loop against a load cell, so thick syrups, worn tubing and voltage drift stop mattering.

  3. 03

    Heavy first

    Syrups and acids go in first, spirits on top, so the drink mixes itself on the way down.

  4. 04

    Text, not voice

    The eye talks in text only. A bartender with a voice is charming on drink one and unbearable by drink three.

(C) — Built with
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